tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4981132997386581342011-08-01T14:20:52.401-07:00B. Ripcordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13073402711627639231noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498113299738658134.post-45149733640519052592009-07-18T14:05:00.001-07:002009-07-18T14:06:52.556-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DkMlJfb9hao/SmI5W4myK0I/AAAAAAAAAAw/p6x244T5CX8/s1600-h/tweetin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 322px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DkMlJfb9hao/SmI5W4myK0I/AAAAAAAAAAw/p6x244T5CX8/s400/tweetin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359909571839273794" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="file:///C:/Users/DB452%7E1.VER/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498113299738658134-4514973364051905259?l=blackripcord.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>B. Ripcordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13073402711627639231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498113299738658134.post-82290608186023631142009-07-18T02:20:00.001-07:002009-07-18T14:09:08.647-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >BL</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">ACK RIPCORD'S HARRY POTTER REVIEW<br /><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DkMlJfb9hao/SmGU0od71qI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-dajMX3dASM/s1600-h/theblackestripcorf.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DkMlJfb9hao/SmGU0od71qI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-dajMX3dASM/s320/theblackestripcorf.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359728663484683938" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">I HEARD THAT MOVIE COST 70 BILLION<br /><br />THEY PAID 1 BILLION DOLLARS<br />TO EVERY WIZARD THAT STARRED IN THE MOVIE<br />BUT THEY WERE MORE LIKE<br />MR. WIZARDS THAN GANDALFS<br />WHICH UPSETTED<br />MRS. HOGWARTZ<br />"SORRY, NO PULITZER PRIZE THIS<br />YEAR, YOU OLD WHITE BITCH,<br />YOU PAID TOO MUCH FOR<br />WHITE WIZZARDS"<br /><br /></span></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c8-zehtCs7U&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c8-zehtCs7U&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />I WAS LEAVIN THE BAR AFTER DRINKIN AN<br />ICE COLD YO JOE KOLA, AND I SAID TO<br />THIS GUY--<br />"HEY, YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD MEXICAN AFTER ALL"<br />AND HE GOT MAD<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA<br /><br />I AM (BLACK) RIPCORD<br />AND I SERVE MY COUNTRY<br />(</span><span style="font-size:78%;">SOMETIMES DISGUISED AS A WHITE CHICK<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">)<br />AND WHAT DO I GET<br /><br />A BACKWARDS M IS STILL AN M<br /><br />NEXT TIME PAY LESS FOR YOUR WIZARDS<br />BLACK PEOPLE HAVE<br />BEEN THRIFTY ABOUT<br />WIZARDS FOR YEARS!<br /><br /><br />THIS IS BLACK RIPCORD<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">SIGNING THE <span style="font-size:180%;">FUCK <span style="font-size:130%;">OUT</span></span></span></span><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498113299738658134-8229060818602363114?l=blackripcord.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>B. Ripcordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13073402711627639231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-498113299738658134.post-81136799621973949282009-07-17T20:45:00.001-07:002009-07-17T20:51:35.863-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ARE YOU READY TO PARTY<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DkMlJfb9hao/SmFFkRWB6II/AAAAAAAAAAM/NqUaHC2S_k0/s1600-h/blackripcord.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DkMlJfb9hao/SmFFkRWB6II/AAAAAAAAAAM/NqUaHC2S_k0/s320/blackripcord.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359641520981010562" border="0" /></a>WITH BLACK RIPCORD, SON???!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">WHAT UP, THIS IS YOUR BOY RIPCORD<br />THEY CALL ME BLACK RIPCORD<br />REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT THERE<br />AIN'T NO WHITE RIPCORD,<br />NO WHITE RIPCORD I EVER HEARD OF<br /><br />THERE'S SOME WHITE GUY NAMED<br />FREEFALL, AND THIS SGT. ALTITUDE GUY<br />BUT I AM THE ONLY GOD DAMN RIPCORD<br /><br /><br />SHIT GOD DAMN<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANYWAY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.<br />MY NAME IS RIPCORD, YOU CAN CALL ME BLACK RIPCORD.<br />(EVERYONE ELSE DOES)<br />AND WHEN I JUMP OUT OF A PLANE ON<br />A SEARCH AND DESTROY MISSION TO<br />RUIN COBRA'S LIFE, I GET TO THINKIN'<br /><br />TOY COLLECTORS, MAN.<br />THE BEST WAY THEY CAN EXPLAIN THEIR<br />HOBBY TO WOMEN OR THEIR FRIENDS:<br /><span style="font-size:100%;">"Yeah, you know when you're really high? And you<br />and your friends take pictures of this little<br />Kermit toy that a girl gave to one of your buddies,<br />and it's doing offensive shit and you look<br />at the photos and everyone has a laugh?<br />Toy collecting is just like that, except for you're<br />sober, you're completely alone and it's<br />a variant Brazilian Corozo-Lazor-De-Aco<br />instead of a pop culture icon like Kermit."<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">THIS IS BLACK RIPCORD SIGNING OUT</span><br /></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/498113299738658134-8113679962197394928?l=blackripcord.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>B. Ripcordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13073402711627639231noreply@blogger.com1