BLACK RIPCORD'S HARRY POTTER REVIEW
I HEARD THAT MOVIE COST 70 BILLION
THEY PAID 1 BILLION DOLLARS
TO EVERY WIZARD THAT STARRED IN THE MOVIE
BUT THEY WERE MORE LIKE
MR. WIZARDS THAN GANDALFS
WHICH UPSETTED
MRS. HOGWARTZ
"SORRY, NO PULITZER PRIZE THIS
YEAR, YOU OLD WHITE BITCH,
YOU PAID TOO MUCH FOR
WHITE WIZZARDS"
I HEARD THAT MOVIE COST 70 BILLION
THEY PAID 1 BILLION DOLLARS
TO EVERY WIZARD THAT STARRED IN THE MOVIE
BUT THEY WERE MORE LIKE
MR. WIZARDS THAN GANDALFS
WHICH UPSETTED
MRS. HOGWARTZ
"SORRY, NO PULITZER PRIZE THIS
YEAR, YOU OLD WHITE BITCH,
YOU PAID TOO MUCH FOR
WHITE WIZZARDS"
I WAS LEAVIN THE BAR AFTER DRINKIN AN
ICE COLD YO JOE KOLA, AND I SAID TO
THIS GUY--
"HEY, YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD MEXICAN AFTER ALL"
AND HE GOT MAD
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA
I AM (BLACK) RIPCORD
AND I SERVE MY COUNTRY
(SOMETIMES DISGUISED AS A WHITE CHICK)
AND WHAT DO I GET
A BACKWARDS M IS STILL AN M
NEXT TIME PAY LESS FOR YOUR WIZARDS
BLACK PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN THRIFTY ABOUT
WIZARDS FOR YEARS!
THIS IS BLACK RIPCORD
SIGNING THE FUCK OUT
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